budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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(via sothisisgrowing-up)

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: blacksupervillain, via sothisisgrowing-up)

dampsandwich:

shed the negative people like theyre an exoskeleton and never look back. make weird noises like a cicada. give birth every 7 years. life is amazing

(via unescapable)

steve-tony:

mcavoys:

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkat:

Charles doesn’t trust Erik with his favourite books because he always breaks the spine

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oh snap

(Source: thoseforgottenlovers, via epic-humor)

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

(via yerassisgrass)

d0nn0:

actionables:

hellabunchesofoates:

actionables:

we’re starting a new trend of saying yes homo instead of no homo, pass it on

Homo is less of a yes or no to me, I feel like it’s an amount.  I’d rather we do percentage of homo.

yes homo

69% homo

(Source: actionables, via trust)