endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via waterbelow)

carl-thecreator:

Drink hella water, eat hella fruit

(via chadontop)

unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

(via inert-explosions)

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via stay-ocean-minded)

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via cracklord)

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass, via baracknobama)

highlyglamorous:

If you break up with me, do not tell me you miss me. That’s your fault and your problem. I don’t care if it’s 2 days or 2 years later.

(via trust)

childservices:

I love mixed drinks because I too am mixed

(via brandiglanville)

"There are books that one reads over and over again, books that become part of the furniture of one’s mind and alter one’s whole attitude to life, books that one dips into but never reads through, books that one reads at a single sitting and forgets a week later."

George Orwell (via vintageanchorbooks)

(via fitzsimmonsing)

my meals in the summer

  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

(via omariospizza)

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

(Source: sansaslays, via trust)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via bonus)